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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Never lonely again.


Today was the greatest day i think i have had in a long long time....
I did not have a dawnwy so i could read some blog. Then i stapled my notes. Then i used some of my nivea moistiser. Moist mooooiiiisssste dont you think thatis a siff word say it out aloud right now!. No seriously say it..... how often do you do that .. i mean do what the tv/computer/advert tells you?? Please do it now... please. I then went to my lectures chilled with some fwends... and then I chilled with my brother and prayed with him. We are probaly the best brothers in church. Then i went and spoke to lester and told him how buff Ryan Walms is.... promise i did. God has blessed me today so much and each day things are getting better, wow lots of grace. Guys you should try a bit of lamentation some time read up on it and practice it, it is powerfull. Basically tell God how hard life is and then tell Him that your love for him is still great and then place in the oven for ten minutes and enjoy...preferably with some red wine or monis if you are in HP.

If you are lonely and in res put your foot on the groung and rub it around and you can make a friend its so cool try it. Give it a name, take it for walks, talk to it, cuddle it, you could even take to a 24 hour prayer vigil if you want. I have many of them and create these mammals often. See the picture for diagrams. Oh and dont eat them... The are carpet mammals people enjoy them. Oh twitch the Standard bank brochures around campus are for you guy.

9 Comments:

At 7:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dale, i love this. u r that man of bravery and u r that man of grace. keep walking a strong road.
:)

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger KagĂ© said...

HA HA HA Ha. We are the bet brothers in universe as well I asked it. Shot for being great today man ur wisdom shines like that green stuff when clark kent gets too close...kryptonite buddy I know that ur getting immune to that stuff.

"It's Kindof like my clubhouse"

 
At 2:36 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Ok, so I actually said the word moist out loud. Just for you. Your revs are inspiring- as are you carpet animals. Alas, Milner has these darn wooden floors... no animals for me. Kidding, I love my wooden floors. Take care!

 
At 5:04 AM, Blogger FeralChild said...

Hey Dale, nice post. Nats seems to like them lots too ;p

 
At 5:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) this is true

 
At 5:12 AM, Blogger FeralChild said...

Told you, dont tell anyone but I think she has this thing under 24hr survalence. About 200 of those hits are hers. Have a good day.

 
At 5:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she does and she deleted this link off her blog
http://217.118.128.162/terms.php

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Farmboy said...

ha ha everyone is so nice wow. You guys must know that your love is helping me all day every day. I love you all!! lots

 
At 3:54 AM, Blogger Berry said...

hehe... Dale friend you never cease to make me smile! This is a crazy lovely post... i have lots of carpet friends... but i don't chase nice people like Caitlin and Kate around with them! hehe :) Hope u having a happy rain day :)

 

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